I’ll obey You in everything. That’s probably the most popular phrase in a slave’s vocabulary. I met a slave once who assured me he was willing to walk through a brick wall for his Mistress. I’ll do everything, he said, expect kissing Her feet, because that’s just gross. True story! So is it really everything or is it everything expect….? Call me an old-fashioned nerd, but I believe in the strict meaning of the word slave: a person who is the property of another person. In other words: unconditional surrender to the will of a Mistress. Of course; if a Mistress orders you to drink Lake Michigan, give Big Ben a blow job or cross the Sahara desert in a wheelchair, then yes: you’re free to dial 911. Beyond that anything goes. When asked, a Mistress once shrugged Her shoulders and said: If it’s possible, then just do it. Words of wisdom, I would say. That’s everything you need to know about everything.