I’ve named my balls Ted & Fred and my dick Wilco. Aka Ted, Fred & Wilco. I’m not the only one though. I met a guy once who named his penis Moby Dick. Which was a huge exaggeration, I would say; Little Mermaid would have been more appropriate. Which brings us to the million dollar question: does size really matter? Dear boy, of course it matters! Do you honestly think you can charme a Lady with a matchstick? I know, most Women are polite enough to say that Tiny Tim is a jolly good fellow. But trust me: it’s a little lie for a little weenie. It works the other way around as well: if you’ve got a torpedo hanging between your legs and a Lady humiliates you for having a little dick, then that’s a big lie for a big penis. Now, small penis humiliation is quite popular on the Internet and these guys are in demand. So it’s fair to say that you can make a big impression with a small penis nowadays.