Welcome on the opening day of the Femdom Olympics, Ladies and germs. It’s a lovely sunny day down here and the stadium is packed to capacity. Look at that crowd! The excitement, the cheers; it’s just wonderful. We’ll start the day with 200m Ball & Chain, followed by Buttplug Rowing and the Heavy Weight Nipple Clamps Race. The male athletes will close their day with the hilarious 400m Blindfold. The Ladies competition starts at two in the afternoon with the Human Pony Race, followed by Testicle Tennis, Slave Throwing and the Knock-Out Punch competition. In the evening there’s 200m Ass-Kicking and the 5000m Chariot Race. The highlight of the evening is the 400m Strap-On. The Lady plugs in to the slave and the one and only rule is simple: the rubber penis has to stay in. So Mistress & slave need to synchronise their steps, which isn’t easy if you’re running like the wind. Yes Ladies and numbnuts, it promises to be an excellent day full of male agony. So let the Games begin!