Being locked up in a cage is humiliating and homely at the same time. Even if Mistress decides to ignore you completely; the fact that you can’t get out and that She owns the the key to your freedom, is enough to twitter like a bird. You may think that you’re safe inside a cage, but that depends – as always – entirely on your Mistress. Take a cloudy day for example. If Mistress is in a wicked mood, She can put the cage, with you inside, in the garden. As long as it stays dry, nothing happens. But God forbid if the rain comes and Her precious cage gets wet. Someone’s to blame, and surprise, surprise, that someone is you. Whipping showers! Being caged indoors is much more comfy. It’s warm, dry and you’re in the same room with Mistress. Who knows, maybe you’re even allowed to watch some TV with Her. A Nicolas Cage movie perhaps?