Once upon a time a man flew from Seattle to Prague, where he rented a car and drove into the countryside. It took him an hour and a half to reach his destiny: the OWK. He parked the car outside its white walls and stared at the wooden entrance gate. Inside, and no more than twenty meters away from him as the crow flies, a Madame was waiting to train him for the next five days. He sat behind the wheel for half an hour, drove back to Prague and returned to America that same evening. True story! We can sense his relief as he’s trying to convince himself he’s done the right thing. That he’s not ready yet. And it’s easy to imagine what it’s like in Seattle, as the days go by and the first signs of doubt creep in. It’s not a question of if, but merely a questions of when he’s going to visit the OWK site again. Sooner or later he will and we can feel his agony as he realises he came this close to his dreams. And if we listen carefully, we can hear his voice reaching out to us: “My God, what have I done!“
My first ever cleaning job for a Mistress was cleaning a bathroom at the OWK. I was nearly finished when She came in, smoking a cigarette and leaving an ash trail on the clean floor. Wicked! She then studied the toiletbowl in minute detail. Not a word was spoken and the silence nearly freaked me out. Then Her voice lashed out at me: come here, slave. Her finger pointed at something on the bowl: what’s this? It took me nearly a minute (which didn’t go well at all) to find the mini micro speck. Blimey! Her boots went and came back with a cane. She ordered me to stuff my head inside the bowl as far as humanly possible. She took me up to fifty strokes and I had to count them out loud. Which was pretty cool, because I heard my voice resonate inside the bowl. Hence Superbowl. She then ordered me to clean the entire bathroom again! I scrubbed and cleaned as if my ass depended on it and I was really nervous when I told Her I was finished. She got up from Her chair and said: Good. Now let’s have some lunch. She didn’t even look at the bathroom, haha. Brilliant!