“The difficulty with dominant Women is, Your Honor, that they contradict themselves. According to them a man is a brainless dick at best. Pardon my French, Your Honor. And yet they want these men to be excellent gardeners, cleaners, cooks, chauffeurs as well. Now, one can’t be both, Your Honor, one can’t be a microbe and a nerd at the same time. These Ladies are searching for gold in a pile of shit. Pardon my Stench…I mean French, Your Honor. Yes, the accused agreed to do the job. However, not because he had the necessary skills, but because he feared another punishment. There’s only so much an ass can take, Your Honor, and this asshole could take no more. His Lady ordered him to renew the bathroom, not to demolish the house in the process. Which he did. The accused feels very bad about that and is willing to pay for the damage. But a public flogging, as the aggrieved demands, is a Medieval outrage.” Judge Lady Noose agreed, the accused had to pay for the damage, but was not to be flogged in public. The lawyer however was fined $5000 for being a smart-ass. He objected furiously and told the judge it was ridiculous. Again She agreed and fined him for $10.000.