I hate my birthdays and celebrating that I’m a year (c)older has never been my thing. One birthday Eve invited me to have some tea with Her in a coffeeshop. I saw no harm in that, we’d been friends for years and she knew my story, birthdays and Femdom included. It was awfully crowded in there, but we managed to squeeze in and had a lovely chat together. And then, after 15 minutes or so, the whole place went deadly quiet. You could hear a pin drop. I looked around me and realised I was the only bloke in there. The Women were all staring at me and then they got up from their seats. It was all very surreal. Hands grabbed me and dragged me to a room behind the shop. They threw me down on the floor and started kicking the crap out of me. Man, they gave me the kicking of a lifetime! Then they stopped and sang “He’s a Jolly Good Fellow” for me. “Happy Birth-kicks,” Eve smiled, “hope you like your present.”
I’ve been a dedicated follower of Kick Ass Kandy right from the start. The creators really love with their doing and you can almost feel the energy, the fun and the pleasure of that in each shoot. They rehears each scene in detail, which means the Girls don’t have to look at someone behind the camera for guidance all the time. What a relief! Way too many Femdom sites don’t care if their leading Lady looks like a blundering amateur, but thank God Kick Ass Kandy does care. They honour their Ladies and they want them to star and look perfect. The site is all about beating the crap out of guys, which in itself is a soaking wet dream come true. It’s all staged of course, plain fun, with the appropriate kick and punch sounds. Their Ass Kickers are incredibly sexy and skilled, and Girls like Ella Maria Palfrey (Hi-Kix) and Sasha Jackson (AJ) really take your breath away. And your teeth, if you mess with them.