Now pay attention, for God’s sake, this is important: trampling and trampolining are two very different things. Trampling is taking a walk all over you, which is lovely, but relatively innocent. I know, I know: crushing your ping pong balls with Her spiky heels and such is shear agony, but it’s nothing compared to trampolining. That’s just incredibly nasty and a killer for your digestion. Because trampolining means She will use you as a human trampoline and bounce up and down your body. Some Ladies even do front- or back flips while they’re at it, like Femdom gymnasts. Your stomach ends up between your ears somewhere and your ribcage is all over the place. So if you’re looking for a lovely trampling session, then read the ads with your eyes, not with your dick. Otherwise you’ll be in for a bouncing surprise.