It’s Christmas Eve and it’s snowing. The logs in the fireplace crackle, the candles are burning and the Christmas tree is beautifully decorated. It’s such a nostalgic, Dickensian scene. So peaceful and all. And there’s your loving Wife, hammering down on your ass with a slipper. She’s aiming for redder than Christmas red. Don’t worry though, She’ll cool you down with the dildo that’s been in the freezer for days. On Christmas Day She’ll take you out for a butt naked walk in the forest. She might even turn you into a frost flower by peeing all over you. Afterwards She’ll stimulate your blood circulation with an unbearable whipping. And in the evening you’ll sing Jingle Bells while She crushes your scrotum with Her heels. Oh, She’s such a brutal, romantic sweetheart, isn’t She?