She wants you to go twice a year, because She cares for your health, She says. Which is rather odd, because She’s bashing your brains in on a daily basis and almost skins you alive with Her bullwhip. That however, stimulates the blood circulation, She says. She’s funny, what can I say. Going to the Clinic isn’t though. Them bloody nurses will turn you inside out and your dick, balls and nipples are in constant danger. They’ll also be drilling down your anus with terrifying interments. It’s an ass for goodness sake, not a copper mine! Screaming for mercy doesn’t help; it delights them. Yeah, a nurse uniform humbles & crumbles and it makes you feel like a duck in a medical shooting gallery. The last time you left the Clinic with bowed legs and a fucked up scrotum. That’s not healthy, is it? If anything, it’s a one way ticket to Lourdes.