The Female Judge gave me a stone cold look and said: the fact that you’re unowned and free, doesn’t mean you’re free to be a huge asshole. She sentenced me to 14 days imprisonment (starting on the first day of my summer holidays) and a $500 fine. It’s no use crying over spilt sperm, but that was quite a hefty sentence for – what was supposed to be – a funny remark on a blog. Two months later it was doing-time time. Turned out the prison was indeed a real prison, and not a cage in a cellar somewhere. This was not a cute role-play though, far from it. This was a real correctional institution with thick walls, dark cells, little food and daily punishments and humiliations. The Female Guards were absolutely ruthless. It wasn’t fun, nor was it supposed to be. The message was clear: if you want to be a slave, then behave like one!