Whipping, caning, paddling, slapping and even a karate kick between your legs; it’s all child’s pay compared to urethral sounds (aka sounds or sounding), as far as I’m concerned. And if you don’t know what we mean by that: jamming a piece of metal in your dick. Scary isn’t it? Look at the gallery below, it’s a freaking horror cabinet. Well, they don’t use an iron bar or something like that, these terrifying instruments are made of polished steel. As if that makes it any better! Survivors will tell you it’s not too painful and they’ll even tell you it stimulates the prostate in an unforgettable way. Well, I’m sure is unforgettable, but not because it’s cuddling the prostate. I admit, I’m quite a coward when it comes down to pile-driving a poor man’s dick. When urethral sounds are on the table, all living creatures within a 25 miles radius hear will hear my sounds of agony.