My lower back was killing me and I couldn’t walk upright anymore. The guy at the hotel gave me the address of Lady Thai, a masseuse with healing powers. When I hunched into Her office She said: “Ah, it hurts back?” Three minutes later I was naked to the underwear and cuffed to a Andreas cross. Weird! But I was in so much pain, I was willing to try anything. She started whipping me, slowly at first but then faster and more vicious. I screamed my lungs out. She smiled the sweetest smile and said: “You like?” I told Her I didn’t, so She switched to one of the longest whips ever. That wasn’t what I meant, but She ducked away behind the language barrier and skinned me alive with that thing. “Now you cool, ok?” She threw three buckets of ice-cold water over me. And then, just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, She grabbed me by the balls and squeezed them into oranje juice. So when in pain, go to Thailand; these gorgeous Ladies will teach you a thing or two about suffering.