The place was packed to the rafters and the atmosphere was intens. It was a boneyard really, because we all walked about with an enormous boner in our trousers. We screamed and cheered like schoolgirls when Brutallica finally entered the stage. Man, they looked so hot in their leather outfits and boots. The first song was Anus Volcanos, followed by awesome hits like: Whipped Scream, Rubberella and Groin Down The River. We jumped up and down like frogs on a hot plate, it was magnificent. Halfway the concert four lucky bastards were pulled out of the audience to join Brutallica on stage. The Girls didn’t beat around the bush and immediately started beating the crap out of them. Stretchers came and went and one of the knuckleheads was hoisted into the air by his ankles. He hung upside down like a hunting trophy. The band played on: Fresh Meat, Bullwhip Blues and Foot In Snout. After three encores they positioned themselves right in front of the crowd and started pissing all over them. I managed to touch one of their boots and I haven’t washed my hand ever since.