One of my all-time favourite punishments is, what I like to call the hiding-on-the-backseat punishment. You’re on hands and knees or flat down on your belly, with Mistress sitting on your back, facing your pathetic ass. The full weight of Her authority is pressing down on you and that’s an incredibly sexy feeling. She’s not a happy Lady, though. Not at all! Somewhere, somehow you’ve fucked it up again and She’s ready to give you a piece of Her mind. The hard way, obviously. So She picks up a long, unforgiving paddle and starts beating the drum. It’s not too bad at first, but She keeps going on and on about it, till you wriggle like an eel in a bucket with snot. She’s only getting warmed up, my friend, and you’ll have to carry that weight of beauty and pain for a long, long time. You lucky swine!