Good evening Ladies & gentlemen, let’s talk about testicles, shall we? Now, the sack under the penis contains two truffles and the left one hangs slightly lower than the right one. This is to prevent the grenades from knocking against each other when we walk. Otherwise we’d all sound like crippled castrates. It also prevents tweedledee & tweedledum from knocking against each other in the event of impact. Yes, a scrotum is clever dick indeed. That said, there’s a limit to what our jellybeans can take. Some Ladies for example find it highly inspiring to kick us in the groin. A major event of impact, but – according to the theory at least – we shouldn’t feel a thing. Unfortunately that’s not the case. The brutally of the kick makes our knackers rattle like castanets and the two amigos will bounce through our sack like balls in a pinball machine. In short Ladies & gentlemen: a scrotum is designed to take a blow, but is extremely vulnerable in the hands (and feet) of Women in general and ruthless Women in particular.